3D printed sex toy company French Coqs (A little NSFW) allows you to custom design your own sex toy. Or, if you’re feeling saucy, they can clone you or your partner’s tallywacker with a few pictures from your smartphone. And, unlike other 3D printed sex toy companies, French Coqs creates their toys in medical grade silicon, making it safe for internal use.
Apparently, I was promoted to 3D printed sex toy expert or something because I just got an email from someone asking if I knew of any services that could 3D scan and clone your junk. Thankfully (?), I was able to point them in the direction of French Coqs, who it turns out has been cloning their clients disco sticks for over a year now.
The process is pretty simple, you just snap a few pictures of your wang, one from each side and one from the top, and send them in. From these images, French Coqs can stitch together a 3D printed copy of your Little Richard. Except the bottom side I guess, but I’m not really the expert on this, so, if they say that they don’t need it, then they probably don’t need it.
Now, I may have done some detective work and I may have seen an example or two of the cloning process and, I must say, I was impressed. By the process I mean. It looked like a very detailed copy that I wouldn’t have expected to come from a handful of cell phone pictures.
If you’re worried about your cloned wang not being flattering enough to warrant a copy,don’t fret. French Coqs can even size you up and 3D print your Magic Johnson in internet inches for you. And if you still don’t think your Traveling Wilburysare up to the task, they also have a dildo generator service. Just move the data points around, until you have the desired shape. Size it up or down and have them 3D print it. Americans, remember to convert to inches or you are going to be extremely disappointed.
A custom dildo will cost you about $50, while a 3D duplicate of your dipstick will set you back about $120. So, unless you’re very good at moving those data points around, you’re going to have to pay a little bit more for a 3D printed copy of your Puff the Magic Dragon.
You can learn more about French Coqs at their website, or you can visit them on Facebook. Sadly, I didn’t make any of the euphemisms that I used in this article up. They were all on a list I discovered while looking for a list of penis synonyms. Well, all but one, but I won’t tell you which.
