Sport. Often something to do with running around and balls. Hitting them with sticks (golf), hitting them with wider sticks (cricket), hitting each other to kick a ball (football), hitting each other for flatter balls (American football), hitting each other for completely flat balls (Ice hockey), yes, the mighty realm of sport is truly indicative of the intelligence of Homo Sapiens. Never since the invention of the sword did so many people run around trying to hit each other with / for things. But wait! No need to hide from the evolved in sports class any longer! Now, 3D printing brings you… 3D printed fantasy football…!
Mythology! Monsters! Minotaurs! Marauders! Now you too can avidly avoid people who find hitting each other for the possession of a ball stimulating with these intricately detailed, imaginatively implicated mythological monsters, each oozing with historical cultural symbolism and breasts.
Man breasts, woman breasts, beast breasts, it’s all here folks, sublimely rendered in three dimensions as you just know you can’t wait to throw out the WarHammer and Lord Of The Rings models for their impossibly low proportion of Breasts: Other Implausible Fantasy Physiology.
Ever envisaged yourself as a massive football playing mythological breasted creature thing with a claw or tentacle for a hand? Me neither. Er, but don’t let that stop you contributing to the last embers of the RN estudio Chaos Pact Fantasy Football Team crowd-funding campaign. Having raised €6,164EUR of their €1,000 GOALLLLLLLL! It’s a goal! Can you believe it? Pushing towards extra time and… hang on, hang on.
Having raised €6,164 of their €1,000 target these mythological masters presenting 3D printed figures have already surpassed their anticipations, but there’s still time to help them pass all expectations by gaining your own 3D printed portion of best beast breast in the guise of educationally named man-beast-horned-whatever things.
In a slightly more serious tone, RN estudio promise much experience with 3D printing your potential gaming persona, having aided ten other crowd-funding projects with their 3D printing. Indeed, the level of detail on the figures shows a competent hand with Computer Aided Design and the crowd-funding information looks to be reliable. Heck, if you are into this kind of thing you aren’t going to need my seal of approval. You want art, fantastical imaginings, knowledgeable nerding and strange stories about sex.
Take the figure below: Lilith is a female demon of Sumero-Babylonian cultures who was purported to fly around at night searching for newborn children either to kidnap or strangle them; who according to the Canaanites was named Baalat, the “Divine Lady;” then in some Rabbianic traditions became the first wife of the Adam of the Torah / Bible / Koran; who, according to some Muslim traditions, left Adam to hang out with Lucifer and becoming the mother of demons, and later in some Christian traditions was deemed the demon that doomed the dreaming male to mate with her in their sleep, creating a tradition of Monks sleeping with their hands over their parts most worthy of privacy.
See now you want to buy it. You just can’t help yourself can you?
You can help yourself and you don’t want to buy it? Er. Okay, how about these strange cheerleader things?
I’m not being biased here, if you are a lover of the male form (with animal and mythological bits) let’s close with a link to the crowd-funding campaign here and a man looking either extremely angry or extremely happy. I know, I know, I can’t work out which it is either…
Actually, thinking about it, it’s probably more likely just shear blind panic running away from the lizard with the scary mating bits…
